sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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