Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
A+ Viking dick
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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