she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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