This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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