he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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