One girl and one boy is just not enough.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Pooping to opera.
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