did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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