I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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