so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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