i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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