She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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