if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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