people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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