Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Pants are for mortals
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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