forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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