My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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