So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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