i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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