What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
