he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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