That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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