Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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