Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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