escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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