i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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