bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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