Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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