Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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