chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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