Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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