what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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