peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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