she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
be right there i have to get my cape
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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