Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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