So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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