Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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