No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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