I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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