first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize