oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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