Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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