upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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it glows. i had to have it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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