let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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