Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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