So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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