i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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