That's intense
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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