some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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