plz talk dirty to me
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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