were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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