I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it was like eating out sand paper
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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