We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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