Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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