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  She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

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  Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you tipped EVERY employee at white castle

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt

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