rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.