is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.